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Nonchalant Domination…

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The Importance of Finesse

(Style, Life, Sports)

 

San Diego, CA (11/29/08) – Now I don’t consider myself someone who possesses any exceptional talent or even someone with good style for that matter, but last night in Encinitas while sapping a non-alcoholic Tecate light (courtesy of Stamp’D LA – thanks barn) I managed to nonchalantly dominate Chris Stamp, Jerrell Wallace and this girl named Melly at high-stakes ping pong. We moved on to Goldschlager / cranberry and charades… nonchalantly dominated. We moved on to the Saloon… nonchalantly dominated. We moved on to D-Street… nonchalantly dominated. We moved on to 4th meal Susan Stamp Thanksgiving leftovers… nonchalantly dominated. Next thing I knew I nonchalantly woke up extremely hungover and I nonchalantly epiphanized that in these troubled times of economic peril and unprecedented violence, finesse and nonchalant domination is what really matters. These qualities are absolutely critical to achieving success and respect as we move through life. According to a freakishly short drug-addict, woman beating, politically retarded, bankrupt black child star whose character name rhymes with fester, nonchalant domination can be defined as having an air of easy unconcern or indifference while exercising mastery, supremacy, preeminence or ruling power over another. Whether socially, professionally, in sports, or just in life, some feel that the end result is all that matters, but I would argue that the way in which an individual goes about achieving that end result makes all the difference. Individuals like Allan Iverson of the Detroit Pistons, Leon Washington of the New York Jets, Tom Penny of the skateboarding world; people like this are what make life worth living and sports worth watching. The ability to accomplish an extremely difficult task and look good doing it is a highly commendable quality and something we all should strive for in our own lives, because if you can’t exude a level of finesse and nonchalant domination in your craft, you might as well be Tim Duncan or George W. Bush.  

 

Get Nonchalant or Go Home

Scheme-On

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November 30, 2008 - Posted by | Life, Sports, Style | , , , , , , , ,

4 Comments »

  1. EPIC AS FUCK. As a fellow Nonchalant Dominator, i couldn’t agree more.

    Comment by Liberty City Demon Cleaner | November 30, 2008 | Reply

  2. you’ve nonchalantly hit the nail on the head. style and method probably are more important than the actual achievment…

    Comment by jb | November 30, 2008 | Reply

  3. The Lounge Lizard has spoken. May all who strive for supreme non-chalantness be successful in their endeavors. That is…if you wanna be like Schemes here.

    Comment by Grandpa Scheme | November 30, 2008 | Reply

  4. stuffing your face with 4th meal leftovers and looking good while doing it?? i have to see this…

    Comment by d | November 30, 2008 | Reply


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