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The Life and Times of Grandpa Parm & Scheme-On

You Ain’t Artsier Than Me…

You Ain’t Artsier Than Me…
Cause you wait 5 hours for a limited tee!


San Francisco, CA, 8/30/08 – So this morning I stumble out of my compartment in TL Heights pretty haggard from a night in the Mish with a serious breakfast crepe and triple latte on the mind and I see a good 50 people waiting in line in front of one of the newer street apparel boutiques, The Hundreds, which is actually a tight shop with its cave-like aesthetic so I stroll up to the front of the line and ask the young Filipino girl with flannel shit, tight jeans, and Nikes what the deal is and she responds, “They’re releasing a new hat yo!” So my question now isn’t what the barnacle parade is doing, but why? I understand that you’re cooler than everyone else if you have gear they don’t, but that fact that you and your whole crew are sitting out there like 16 year olds at the DMV all waiting to buy the same fucking hat kind of defeats the purpose doesn’t it? Now you and all your brand whore friends can sport that extremely simple yet overly priced hat together and feel way cooler than the rest of society who doesn’t give a fuck… Yes!

Get Yours or Go Home…


August 31, 2008 - Posted by | Fashion | , , , , , ,


  1. “surfings the source.”

    Comment by Joey | August 31, 2008 | Reply

  2. Fucking artsy fucks. fucking pisses me the fuck off.

    Comment by Gramps | September 1, 2008 | Reply

  3. The Hundreds sucks sweaty ballsacks and the only thing I’ve ever gotten up early in the morning for is the Droors sale.

    Comment by Monroe | September 3, 2008 | Reply

  4. vince, these ain’t just sneaka’s, these are limited edition FukiJama’s…

    Comment by jared | September 3, 2008 | Reply

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